Canadian air force
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The Canadian Air Force (CAF) is a branch of the Govornment of Canada which is responsible for the air quality and maintenence in Canada. Canadians value their air and it is the responsibility of the CAF to maintain that air so future generations of Canadians can enjoy that air whizzing through their antlers.
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[edit] Origins
The CAF was started in 1875, 8 years after the Canadian confederation. It's head office was originally placed in a small room on the lower floor of the parliament building in Ottawa (which was later moved due to degrading air quality in the capital). The primary goal of the air force was to defend and protect Canada from air and its natural deleterious effects. After thousands of years of failure, Canada took the stance, "if you can't beat them, join them" and officially allied with air and used it as its primary source for human respiration.
[edit] Structure
The CAF is directed by 7 core officials who are categorized into seven categories.
- The official in charge of assessing the air quality in a given area.
- The official in charge of thinking a lot.
- The official in charge of thinking more than the other guy.
- The official in charge of velocity and direction.
- The official in charge of doing something.
- The official in charge of odor control.
- The official in charge of telling the public that they are screwed about once every week.
There are 2 other officials who generally don't do much. They just come for the pizza at the meetings.
[edit] Finding Air Quality
Finding the air quality in a given area can be summed up in a complex equation.
- Unknowns - Y=Air quality
- Knowns - X=Data Recieved
Formula: Y = X
