Candice Night
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Candice Night (a.k.a. Can This Night, No You Cannot, Casts Spells with Wolves, Lothloriél (the queen of half-elves)) and Blackmore's Knight) is actually a level 14 half-elf wizard, in contrary to the general conception. First evidence of hers goes back to the dark ages. The figures drawn on the walls of the caves clearly show that she was casting spells on caveman quartets.
Despite all the evidence, "I have nay idea what the heck thou art talking about!" replied Night. Then... ummm... for the life of me i can't remember what she said after that. But I know for sure that she is an excellent human-being. What the... She must've had me, too. Anyway, let's carry on!
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[edit] The Early Life
Candice Night was most probably born like 2 million years ago, in a little village called Hollywood. Her mother is believed to be Lilith. Actually Night was the one to eat the apple from that tree, or was it an orange? I can't really remember. After being kicked out of heaven, she decided to amuse herself with the best talents on earth. Wolfgang Amadeus "piano geek" Mozart was one of her subjects. Rondo ala Turca was written by her orders.
[edit] The Present Day
On a rainy evening, Ritchie Blackmore (a.k.a. Ritchie "changes group members like changing his socks" Blackmore), after seven tequila shots, was walking down the boulevard of broken dreams when he ran into Candice. "Her face looked like a foot at first. But that was very prejudicely of me. I know I made up that word right now but music is mostly improvisation, you know?" stated Blackmore. After some cuddling talking, he decided to quit Deep Purple. "She whispered some stuff in my ear and next thing you know I was packing my stuff to move out of Casa de Deep Purplé. But I never regret it." he explains, sighing.
"On the seventh day, God created Rithcie Blackmore and freeth Candicé to overruleth hîme - Matthew, 15:124"
This passage explains present-day situation of Ritchie Blackmore, with no doubt. They are happily coupled and jamming from sunrise to sunset. Candice Night is the "'s Night" in Blackmore's Night and believe it or not, Ritchie is the "Blackmore".
[edit] Trivia
- Candice Night is amongst all the living and dead.
- Candice Night should be elected for president in every country (not in USA, apparently).
- Candice Night is a wheel, she's a wheel, she can roll, she can feel, you can't stop her turning.
- Candice Night is the day, she's the day, she can show us the way and look she's right behind us.
- She's also coming down with fire to lift her spirit higher; so maybe she'll come and make us holy again?
- Is a female elf.
