Cannibalism/Recipes
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[edit] Oscargot
Oscargot, considered a delicacy by many, is a French dish devised as revenge against Oscar Wilde for usurping one of France's the most prized cultural innovations, namely great fashion sense. That and nobody bothers to translate all his quotes into French.
[edit] Recipe for Oscargot
- Oscar Wilde
- 1 stick butter
- 4 cloves garlic
- 800 snail shells
Place Oscar Wilde in a pot of boiling water. Once he is tender, drain, and rub butter and minced garlic all over him. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Let cool. Dice Mr. Wilde and place the pieces in the snail shells. Serves 80.
Oscargot has a sharp, cutting flavor, but some find it a bit dry.
[edit] Serving suggestions
- Fortune Oscargots
- Put your favorite Oscar Wilde quotes on slips of paper, and place one in each oscargot shell. Say "in bed" after reading them.
[edit] Kim Il Sung Soup
Kim Il Sung Soup, or, as it is known in its native North Korea, Kim Ir Sung Soup, is a highly prized delicacy considered the most delicious food ever by the population of North Korea. However, it's deliciousness is denied by the rest of the world.
[edit] Recipe
- 1 Kim Il Sung
- 10 cups of water
- 8 cow pies
- 1 bean burrito
Dig up the Great Leader. Cut off his fingers. Bring water to a boil. After water boils, put fingers and cow pies in soup, then add burrito for flavoring. Cook for three hours.
[edit] Serving Suggestions
Can be served hot or cold. Both types have their own, specific positive qualities.
- The cold soup usually is served with poison, because, after all, revenge is a dish best served cold (Yeah. Sorry).
- The hot soup is usually served with a baguette. The baguette however is not eaten, the diner is to impale it into his heart.
[edit] Popularity Outside North Korea
This dish is not popular outside of North Korea. Some describe it as "tasting worse than a bear's dick."
North Koreans disagree, arguing that it actually tastes much better than a bear's dick.
[edit] Bush Brains
A similar dish to monkey brains. Not very filling but good for a light snack.
[edit] Recipe
- 1 George Dubya Bush
- A hammer
- turkey stuffing
Simply smash the monkey's skull open revealing the brain using the hammer. Then add some turkey stuffing because the brain cavity will be mostly hollow. However, with all the extra room, the president's head makes a dandy cup.
[edit] Dick Cheney Olive Oil Surprise
Also another name for the black oil, this is a favorite among the indigenous people of hell. This delicacy has been secretly fed to American citizens over many years without them knowing. How? Why do you think your Apple Jacks don't taste like apples? And don't get me started on those cinnamon swirls in every bite.
[edit] Recipe
- 1 Dick Cheney
- 2 large vats of olive oil
- 1 can of cooking oil
- 50 large vats of crude oil
- 1 gallon of the blood of innocent victims
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