Canuckstan

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Canuckstan was the name that Canada adopted after being totally destroyed in the liberatarian wars in the year 1984.

The great leader of Canada, General Choksonclit, was brutally killed when a tampon was expelled in a grenade blast and expanded dramatically in his throat due to the Canadian Spit Gene (which causes canadians to spit when they talk due to an enormous salivation production rivalling that of Hannibal from A-team) eventually causing him to choke.

Canuckstan has the worlds largest selection of stolen tyres anyway in the world, and the highest cancer rates. It is also famed for it's matchstick manufacture.

The new leader of Canuckstan is George Zimmer. The triumvate of all things awesome due to his men's warehouse line. However he is merely a puppet to the superior supercomputer Blue Gene