Capcom

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Dating back to pre-columbian South America, Capcom has always been a major body in the slave trade. More recently, Capcom has enslaved the minds of all people with acne problems and no lives with their secret role in the epidemic that is known as www.myspace.com, which holds thousands of teenagers hostage to its incredible addictiveness. Kit-kats are also believed to be a factor. Most recently, they are believed to have caused the largest natural disaster in the history of the United States, Hurricane Katrina. This is why Capcom has faded out of mainstream video game production: to focus more on the control of America's youth, forcing them to buy trendy clothes (so they can rake in the profits!). It is believed that Capcom plans on entering the drug trade in the near future.