Captain Frank
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| Captain Frank | |
| Date of birth | Unknown |
| Status | |
| Home | Earth.of course! Where else! |
| Occupation | Superhero |
| Powers | Why should I tell you? |
| Weakness | |
“Why are you reading my article, when you should be probably be doing something else, like work for instance.”
~ Captain Frank on the reading of the article
“of course I'm a superhero! What else do you think I am, with a suit like this!”
~ Captain Frank on himself
Captain Frank is considered by many to be a superhero, despite his apparent lack of empathy, and all around rudeness. many times people have tried to class him as a villan, but always thay fail. Quite where he got the rank of captain is unknown, he answers that question with the reply “none of your damn business!”
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[edit] Facts
Captain Frank is one of the most prolific users of the exclamation Mark! he uses it all the time! repeatedly!!!!
[edit] Enemies
virtually everyone has been an enemy of Captain Frank at one time or the other, usually due to insulting observation on the part of Captain Frank.
- Captain Sarcasm - the arch enemy of Captain Frank. both have insulted each other, with sarcasm and frankness.
[edit] Views on Captain Frank
“He's too obvious! Can't he be more like his idiot brother, Captain Oblivious?”
~ Captain Frank on Captain Obvious
“Are you talking about me?”
~ Captain Oblivious on the above qoute
“Why would I want to talk about you?”
~ Captain Frank on the last statement
“He's a bit rude.”
[edit] See also
“This Article is Over! now F*** off and look at another person's Page.”
~ Captain OFrank on the end of the article
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