Captain Murphy
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Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy was the captain on board the "Sealab" I Giant underwater hamster cage that explodes at the end of almost every episode, Quite often as a Result of the Captains complete insane incompetence. Captain Murphy was a complete nut case, And He was the show, after Actor Harry Goz Died (the actor that Voiced him), Sealab was no longer really funny and just randomly terrible.
Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy
[edit] Fun Murphy Facts
- Murphy was the KING OF AWESOME
- A penny will in fact start a fire
- Launch undersea pirate Radio stations will Cause the FCC to bomb the fuck out of you.
- "Martian law" means that you can deputize people and get them to beat anyone who argues with you to death with broomsticks.
- who the heck is sir DEEMOOS!
