Captain Not-So-Obvious

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Captain Not-So-Obvious is the long-lost cousin of Captain Obvious. His superpower is stating the obvious, using might, could, or probibly in his statements.

“I might be Captain Not-So-Obvious.”

~ Captain Not-So-Obvious on himself

“This could be the second quote, and the quote above is probibly the first one”

~ Captain Not-So-Obvious on this quote and the above quote

Like Captain Obvious, Captian N-S-O battles bad guys. However, he has not attracted any attention from evil-doers, or supervillians. the reason being is that frankly, nobody has ever heard of him

“Who the hell is he?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Captain Not-So-Obvious

[edit] The Origins of Captain Not-So-Obvious

It turns out, Captian Obvious' father had a long-lost brother who had a kid. Nobody knows what this child's name was. One day, Captain Obvious was trying to defeat a villain, when

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