Captain Vague
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“Hey, uh this, this might be some sort of place that ... y'know.”~ Captain Vague on This Article
“Captain Vague has trouble with expressing himself clearly, also he is a captain.”
~ Captain Obvious on Captain Vague
Captain Vague was probably born once, somewhere, he might have grown up as well, but no one is really sure y'know, well- when I say no one ... someone could know - but I don't.
He might have received his super powers from like ... a spider ... like that guy but, he probably didn't y'know because he'd probably be called captain spider maybe. Some guy said he was genetically modified or something, but all (or possibly some?) of what Captain Vague replied was "Possibly".
That's not to say he has like amnesia or something - although he might - it is thought by a small or large number of beings or objects that it might be because of something else. Maybe.
[edit] Captain Vague's First Like, um, Like Maybe The First Time You Sort Of See Him, I Think, But Since He's A Super Hero (is he?) It Might Be The First Time You See Him In A Comic Book But I Don't Know
Perhaps Captain Vague first appeared in some media device y'know like .... something. But he could, I guess have appeared in like ... I don't know - the radio? but then again that sort of is a media device I think - right? I'm pretty sure - oh ... no that was another guy I think or was it? I sort of remember him being on a cereal box, or it could have been on a magazine maybe, or both, no not both, I can't remember.
[edit] Some Things Captain Vague May or May Not Have Possibly Said ... Or Not, it Could Have Been Someone Else Maybe
“I might have to go somewhere and do stuff at sometime, or not.”
~ Captain Vague on stuff... maybe
“This Sex ... is y'know ... satisfactory I guess.”
~ Captain Vague on Oscar Wilde
“I guess they were like a tribe I think or a group and they came from somewhere or something.”
~ Captain Vague on Ancient Greek History
“You go in a certain direction for a number of minutes and then you may or may not have to take any number of other turns from then on .Or not.”
~ Captain Vague on Directions to the Local Pub
“Maybe.”
~ Captain Vague on Whether or Not he Shot Jr
“I'll take the coloured pill in one of your hands.”
~ Captain Vague on Morpheus
“This guy has no idea what he's talking about.”
~ Captain Obvious on Captain Vague
“Hey Indy, I think maybe those guys over there - or over there - are theoretically digging in the wrong place, or maybe we are, I don't know.”
~ Captain Vague on Indiana Jones and digging
[edit] What he is Conceivably Doing at This Present Moment, But he Might Be Doing Something Else By the Time You Read This, Or He Might Have Never Done This To Begin With
He's probably somewhere doing something, or maybe he isn't. I think I heard he was in Greece or something, but that could be wrong. Or right.
