Caramba
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The Uber Supremely Holy Roman Empire of Ay Caramba!, commonly known as Caramba is a cartoonshily evil Empire situated just south of Megatexas. Scientists are currently debating Caramba's Planetary status. According to Jack Sparrow and Johnny Depp Caramba will soon be demoted to Latino Status. Oh Well, moving along, Caramba is a grotesquely dirty country full of lil people that wear Sombreros and sing La Cucaracha whenever a MegaTexan visitor flashes a dollar.
It is common knowledge that 98.9% of all Carambese currently live in MegaTexas where they do all the jobs nobody else wants to do. The other 78% are distributed through the countries 3 cities, The Big Taco, The Medium Taco and the Small Taco. Statistics show that Carambese Population grows at an alarming rate of 100110 1000 1101 001010 % (thats a big number!) Caramba is most famous worldwide for their nachos and for their aforementioned cartoonishily evil nature. The National Religion of the Uber Supreme Holy Roman Empire is Islamic Judaism an offshoot of the Jain faith of Philadelphia, New Jersey. The overwhelming strenght of the faith is demonstrated by the Famous Oscar Wilde quote: "Do not misquote my Quotes, and don't nobody mess with my Caramba, cause in the Soviet Union perfect makes practice!"
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[edit] Geography
The geography of Caramba is pretty cool! It consists of a big ass desert with 3 or four of those funny things that are pushed by the wind on really old western movies where the good guy always wins after deflowering the Indian Chief's daughter!This is due to the extreme climate changes that have occured in the previous millenia, which were approved by the J-man himself.
[edit] Location
The Uber Supremely Holy Roman Empire of Ay Caramba!is just south of the Evil Nazist People's Republic of Megatexas, some map drawing dudes suggest that this is where the Ancient Empire of Mexico once was but influential Buddhist Monk Elvis III says this affirmation should be taken with a pinch of salt. A little bit of pepper may also make your dining experience a little bit more exquisite. The Monk says that Mexico was a mythical snail of the mythology of the People's Republic of Canada. To aggravate the polemic even more, Mother Theresa has publicly renounced these claims as unfounded lies from the pits of Hell!
[edit] Demographics
As we said before and are pretty lazy to rephrase: It is common knowledge that 98.9% of all Carambese currently live in MegaTexas where they do all the jobs nobody else wants to do. The other 78% are distributed through the countries 3 cities, The Big Taco, The Medium Taco and the Small Taco. Statistics show that Carambese Population grows at an alarming rate of 100110 1000 1101 001010 % (thats a big number!)
[edit] Population
There are approximately, exactly 98 million Carambese. Although most of them are of Mexicanese descent occasionally one will find what is commonly known as a Redneck. see: Oscar Wilde. Rednecks are descendants of Mississippi slaves that descended the Great Canyon of Eternal Doom into the Strait of Jalapeno Sauce approximately 2 seconds ago. This has been proven time and time again by the Carambese Ex-president/Eternal Emperor/Big Ass dude in the sky also known as God through thouroughly researched thesis papers.
[edit] Size
The Empire is Pretty big, all things considered. Lets just say it is bigger than downtown Manhattan AND New Amsterdam put together!
[edit] Famous Germanians
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