Carbon dioxide
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“My least preferred type of Dioxide...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Carbon Dioxide
“I'll dioxide your carbon!”
~ Chuck Norris on Carbon Dioxide
Carbon Dioxide, when one hears these word, one usually thinks of a series chemical compounds
--Global Warming-- Most scientists have attributed the abrupt rise in the average temperature of the earth since the 19th century to an increase in atmospheric CO2 concentration due to human consumption of fossil fuels. This is incorrect. CO2 has two minor absorption bands in the infrared. Water has 30 absorption bands and a much higher concentration in the atmosphere. Global warming is due to the water produced by combustion, not carbon dioxide. As the earth temperature rises, more and more water is in the vapor state where it absorbs infrared radiation and is 1000 times more important than C02 as a greenhouse gas. Water is the enemy and the media and government don't want you to know the truth.
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[edit] The story so far...
On a fine summers eve many moons ago, there was a bang.
[edit] History
Mr. Carbon was out and about fetching the daily groceries. As he was not aware that Mr. and Mrs. Dioxide were also fetching their daily groceries , he didn't see when they 'accidently' infused together, as he was not aware. This would prove to be a problem; in the world of atoms, fusing (in or out) is illegal unless accompanied by a heterotrophic organism or two. Carbon and the Oxygen's got married and never bore children. As children never bore them. Factually evidence suggests that it is physically impossibly to bore a scientific atom. For they are already boring. This, however is not the case for most atoms, especially drunk ones. On the contrary many people argue that drunk one's are a threat to the rest of the numerical order as you can't have 4 without 3, you can't have 3 without 2 and you can't have 2 without 1. Damn those drunk ones! Drones.
[edit] The Space/Time Conflibulation
Carbon Dioxide enthusiasts believe that the more and more people who have faith in Carbon Dioxide will see results in the Space/Time Conflibulation. For those that are unaware, place a glass panel in the right side of your pillow and swallow whole. Swole.
[edit] The Carbon Dioxide Abuse Appeal
Recently the growing number of Carbon Dioxide's being forced into larbour camps is growing and therefore expanding. Hypermathematically this is all good, Sub-Hypermathematically this is great. The Carbon Dioxide Abuse Appeal (TCDAA) is trying to stop these fine young Carbon Dioxide's work their hearts out. TCDAA believe that Carbon Dioxide are 'real people' and 'living things'. They are under false pretences alright, FALSE PRETENCES. For, we here at the Anti-The Carbon Dioxide Abuse Appeal (ATCDAA) know that Carbon Dioxide compounds are just compounds and not 'real people'. Those who follow will fall those who lead is heavy.
