Carbonation
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Carbonatation(Not to be confussed with Geosequestration) was inventioned by non other then the brainchild from the small nation of carb. A keen conservationist brainchild searched for a way to save the earths Atmosphere gaming population from certain DOOM or was it the other way, i cannot remeber. Any who the basic idea was to pump carbon-dioxide into water and then seal it in.
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[edit] Technical Mumbo Jumbo
Carbonation occurs when Carbon monoxide is dissolved in water or an aqueous solution. This process is generally represented by the following reaction, where water and gaseous Carbon monoxide react to form a dilute solution of monoxide acid.
H2O + CO ↔ H2COF...COF..COFF
Ref:
| ∞ Ba | 2 He | ||||||||||
| 1 L | 2 Be | 3 Br | 4 C | 5 Nu | 6 O | 7 F | 8 Ne | 9 Ci | 10 Je | -1 Po |
[edit] Outcome
This process yields the "fizz" to carbonated water and sparkling mineral water, the head to beer, and the cork pop and bubbles to champagne and sparkling wine. Carbonation is used to improve both the taste and "texture" of the carbonated consumable. Carbonation is sometimes used for reasons other than consumption ,most often when it is created by natural processes: when yeast ferments dissolved sugars sealed in a pressure-tolerant bodily organ one can carbonate a bathtub or swimming pool while some spas are hocked up to diesel generator exhaust pipes.
[edit] Enviromental Implications
Think tank institutes particularly the ones that dont waste their money on silly expensive research have perdicted that this solution with the sales of carbonated drink being what they are the ozone layer will be clean in no time.
[edit] Health cations
Its believed if the human population was to stop drink Carbonatated Beveridge’s the cases of respiratory diseases would spiral out of control. Reliable sources such as the good Dr Pepper have put their weight behind the theory.
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