Carbonite
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Carbontie was invented a long time ago by Ronald "MacDonald" Regan in a galaxy far, far away. It is a compound that is commonly used to freeze political protesters in the United Arab Emerates of America. Through the use of carbonite Regan was able to maintain power throughout the 1980's, despite worldwide condemnation of his brutal reign. It is estimated that up to four million librals (or "commie scum" to use Republican vernacular) were silenced in this way.
