Cardinality

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The cardinality of a set is the amount of red in it. For example, the set {pomegranate, cucumber, Marx, Mississippi} has cardinality 4, with Mississippi counting for two. The set {blood, crip, Stalin} has cardinality Aleph-one, as mathematician George Cantor has proven with his Tweezers Construction that blood is uncountable, especially in the presence of Stalin.

Many mathematically important problems in cardinality theory remain unresolved, notably the Continuum Hypothesis, which posits that a set containing sufficiently dilute cherry Kool-Aid has cardinality Aleph-0.5, and the Fancy Pants Conjecture, which posits that the colour garnet lacks both cardinality and acceptability in men's clothing.

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