Casino wars

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The Casino Wars, also known as Blackula's second coming, took place in Las Vegas and lasted from some time in the 19th century until the summer of 1989. Most of the world's chain smoking grandmas valiently sacrificed their lives defeating James Brown, the God of the Sun and bringer of dawn. They all died of lung cancer trying to infect The Lord James Brown with their second hand smoke, but taking pity on the huge piles of old women bodies, James Brown put a little funk on the city and ended the genocide. With more people dead than alive, this started the city's proud tradition of necrophelia. The city's anthem is the sound of a fist smushing inside a vacuum sealed mayonaise jar to remind its citizens what doing a corpse sounds and feels like.

It all began when Blackula had finished fighting off white indians and establishing Las Vegas as a safe haven for the black man. Unfortunately, a white woman seduced Blackula and, naturally, he turned evil. It wasn't until a soul sister got with the vampire that he realized the error of his ways, and that white booty, while tempting, is the devil's work. A piano then fell on his head.

With Blackula dead, the Italians saw their opportunity to move in. Assaulting the African stronghold of Las Vegas with tempting offers of fried chicken and waffles, the white man effectively provoked a full scale psychological war of epic proportions. With the invention of asian women strip clubs with sit down video poker, the dumb niggers never had a chance. It wasn't long before the blacks went extinct, effectively halting the invention of gold teef and rap music. Please note that a time/space gap may make this article not apply to your universe, and if not, you are going to die tomorrow.