Catatonic
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A popular drink in some countries.
Take one cat. Blend thoroughly with ice. If you want extra flavor, add a few dogs and blend.
Mix blended animal with one part vodka and add to 2 parts tonic. Put in 5 cups of salt and 10 cups of sugar.
A common companion to Kitten-huffing.
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A mildly successful soul tribute act from Wales with lead sing Nerys Hughes who also stared in some dreadful 70's sitcoms. Their most famous hit was The Green Green Grass of Delilah which secured them a place at that year's Glastonbury. Sadly they were booed off stage for their rendition of the Welsh national anthem, something that should never be sung in public no matter how much rugby they had won.
