Worst 100 Sitcom Catchphrases
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The All-Time 100 Worst:
- 100. April Fools Jokes
- 99. Bands
- 98. Books (General)
- 97. Cars
- 96. Children's Books
- 95. Colours
- 94. Computer Games
- 93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
- 92. Direct-to-Video Movies
- 91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
- 90. Evil Plans
- 89. Firefox extensions
- 88. Food
- 87. Football variants
- 86. Government Policies
- 85. Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series
- 84. Hybrid Animals
- 83. Inventions
- 82. Lists
- 81. Locations
- 80. LOL Cats
- 79. Make Out Songs
- 78. Money Making Schemes
- 77. Movies
- 76. Nonexistent Words
- 75. Numbers
- 74. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
- 73. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
- 72. Pick-up lines
- 71. Planets
- 70. Pokemon Cash-Ins
- 69. Porn Movies
- 68. Porn Stars
- 67. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
- 66. Reasons to become a Christian
- 65. Reflections on 2005
- 64. Reflections on 2006
- 63. Reflections on 2007
- 62. Reflections on 2008
- 61. Reflections on 2009
- 60. Rejected Harry Potter Novels
- 59. Remakes
- 58. Restaurants
- 57. Ringtones
- 56. Self Help Books
- 55. Sequels
- 54. Sexual Perversions
- 53. Short Poems
- 52. Sitcom Catchphrases
- 51. Songs
- 50. Songs about Seagulling
- 49. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
- 48. Songs To Have Sex To
- 47. Sonic Cash-ins and Characters
- 46. Spinoffs
- 45. Suicide Ideas
- 44. Superheroes
- 43. Things
- 42. Things About the '00s
- 41. Things to do during Christmas
- 40. Things to Put In An IV
- 39. Things To Say In Court
- 38. Things to Say in the Workplace
- 37. Things to say on a First Date
- 36. Things to Stick your Dick in
- 35. Toys
- 34. TV Programs
- 33. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
- 32. Video Game Movies
- 31. Video Game Systems
- 30. Ways of Being a Dick
- 29. Ways to be Circumcized
- 28. Ways to Deliver Bad News
- 27. Ways to Die (Best)
- 26. Ways to Die (Worst)
- 25. Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
- 24. Ways to Start a Novel
- 23. Ways to Win an Argument
- 22. Wonders of the World
- 21. Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
- 20. Ways To Be Castrated
- 19. Sounds
| Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1 |
The world of sitcoms is full of horrible catchphrases, but none as confusing and contrived as these...
[edit] 100-91
- 100. "Girl, that's bananas!"
- Audience response: Yeeeeaahhhh! Wooooooo!
- from "Raise My Allowance" (1999)
- 99. "Oh yes I did!"
- Audience response: Wooooooo! Yeeeeaahhhh!
- from "Oh Yes I Did" (1989)
- 98. "Jesus shitballs, no!"
- Audience response: OOOooooohhhh!
- from "Not So Rough" (1989)
- 97. "Yeah, sure. ...I guess..."
- Audience response: WWwooooooohhhhh!
- from "Please Come Home For Dinner" (1959)
- 96. "Oh hellz nah!"
- Audience response: AHAhahahhaha!
- from "Oh Hell No" (1979)
- 95. "Well, DUUUHHH!"
- Audience response: Woo, Woo, Woo!
- from "Where's the Party?" (1989)
- 94. "Well, Excuuuuuuse you!"
- Audience response: Yeaaaahhh! Woooo!
- from "You're Excused" (1989)
- 93. "Yeah... But where's the butter?!"
- Audience response: Ahahahahaha!
- from "Guess Who's Eating?" (1999)
- 92. "I didn't have sex with that."
- Audience response: Oooooohhhhh!
- from "Bill Clinton's Variety Hour" (1999)
- 91.5 "Whoops, there goes my trigger finger again!"
- Audience response: Ouuuuchhh!
- from "Dick Cheney's Variety Hour" (2009)
- 91. "I don't recall, dammit!"
- Audience response: Woo, Woo, Woo!
- from "Alberto Gonzales Variety Hour" (2009)
[edit] 90-81
- 90."youre woring hard to put food on your family"
- Audience response: damn!
- from "George W. Bush's dictatorship" (2009)
- 89. "Youbeiyu shanji wo relian jing. Jing'e!!"
- Audience response: mmmm hao de
- from "Huanxiong Shijian" (1989)
- 88. "No."
- Audience response: Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!
- from "Oh God it hurts" (2009)
- 87. "You know what they say, all toasters, toast, toast!"
- Audience response: No, toasters toast bread
- from "Hotel Mario" (1999)
- 86. "That is not my job!"
- Audience response: stop saying that.
- from "Drake and Josh" (2009)
- 85. "girl puhleeeasee"
- Audience response: OH NO SHE DID ENT
- from "Girlfriends" (2009)
- 84. "We'd love to hear your thoughts on this story"
- Audience response: THIS PC GONE MAD GOVERNMENT IS GIVING OUR TAXES TO MUSLIMS
- from "BBC News" (2009)
- 83. "Here's Viagra!"
- Audience response: At least I get hard, yours just shrinks.
- from "Bob Dole Variety Hour" (2009)
- 82. "Don't forget to do my children!"
- Audience response: Lmao
- from "The World's Most Fatal Executions" (1629)
- 81. "Holy buckets, where IS the vacuum?!?!"
- Audience response: Haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha
- from "Weiner Brothers" (1965)
[edit] 80-71
- 80. "Bake it!"
- Audience response: Woooo!
- from "Stan About Town" (1991)
- 79."Fuck off, Lahey"
- Audience response: Yeah!
- from "Trailer Park Boys " (2008)
- 78."Oh Death, where is thy sting?"
- Audience response: Where, O Hades, thy victory?
- from "1 Corinthians 15:55"
- 77."That ain't no cold-sore!"
- Audience response: Woooo!
- from "Webster" (1983)
- 76."You son of a bitch, fuckin cuntdork dicknigger!"
- Audience response: Get 'em!
- from "Teenage Macbeth" (1981)
