Category:25 August 5008

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EARTH WAS FOUND TO HAVE LIFE! [[1]]

Robert Mugabe resigns as ruler for life of Zimbabwe, simply stating, " I am dead."

The Mummy of Metal Pharoh Ozzymidum Osbourneack I was exhumed from the ground, it is believed he once ruled over all human from 1970 to 2500 after extending his life with the use of the lost miracle drug know as coca-caine.