Category:Bestiality

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Ah, the first four letters say it all. To lie with your pet and/or plant is the greatest joy you can experience as a living, breathing animal. Ask anyone who's ever done it. Dogs, goats, potatoes, monkeys, and of course the traditional sheep (au, ze moonlight), all give pleasure without you having to buy them dinner or watch those stupid soap operas. Pets and/or plants are loyal, lick you wherever you want whenever you want (just point and leave a cookie there), and if you have anything to do with it, just do it now. Because once you've had squirrel you can't go Earl.

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