Category:EMERGENCY SATANIKAT WATCH!

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The Satanikat is a common, evil crazy demon thing, spawned In the pits of paris hiltons sex tapes. They are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are also reely fluffy. Beware the Satanikats, As in the event that one detects you with their echolokativision (aka nostrils) they will eat your face off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They ARE EVERY WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they can only Be killed by grues, the combined powers of the comma and anti comma, or an Eurg. Also they are allergic to sneezes. Please list any sightings/ encounters on the official SATANIKAT website (here) OR WE WILL ALL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Day behind you i saw an evil satanikat. It RIPPED MY FACE OFF!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i managed to get a picture so yay! (ow my face!)

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