Category:Gangsta
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“RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIVES!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gangstas
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[edit] What is a "Gangsta"?
Gangstas are people who have a very disfigured view on society. They are basically black people intent on world domination. The pimp their hos, wear lots of bling and drive in mysteriously bouncy cars.
[edit] The evil plans of the gangsta
The evil plans of the Gangsta were first released in a 2006 episode of Mad T.V released in early April, when one of the black actors on the show asked the white people in the audience to "turn around...just for a second, guys." He then pulled out a concealed weapon and threatened to pop a cap in your ass to the entire audience. The demands of the Gangstas included...
- 1. More bling bling
- 2. Ho's to bounce on.
- 3. A pop-able collar.
- 4. For George W. Bush to "drop it like it's hot"
- 5. The special edition DVD of Chappelle's Show.
[edit] How does one escape a Gangsta attack?
There are two ways to escape from a gangsta attack: drop your pants, or talk your way out of it. Below, you will find the exact phrase to use in case of a gangsta attack.
"Yo, listen up, homies. My coizzle is very hizzle, and if you don't sizzle my coizzle, i'm gonna shizzle my fizzle up ur izzle".
The second way to escape a gangsta attack is by dropping your pants. The reason for this is because gangstas are completely addicted to asscracks, especially male asscracks. By dropping your pants, the gangstas will consider you for initiation into their clan. You may also want to clean the gangsta's closet. They will consider this an act of kindness.
[edit] DO NOT TRY TO FIGHT A GANGSTA! THEY ARE IMMORTAL!
This is very important to remember: gangstas are immortal. An example of this is rapper 50 Cent, who was shot 9 times, but didn't die. Pope Benedict XIV examined him, and in a press release with The National Inquirer, said "IT'S A MIRACLE!"
[edit] Gangstas and drugs
It is general knowledge that gangstas smoke pot, sniff coke, inject heroine, and for some reason, eat bunnies. It is not known why this occurs, but Bob Dole once said "Bob Dole says what he wants, and Bob Dole wants a ho".
The gangstas pimp their hos to afford to pay for their drug habits. The more hos a pimp has the more his fellow gangstas respect him.
[edit] Are gangstas Satanic?
Some people debate whether or not gangstas are demons in disguise. Shown here is a picture of a gangsta doing his clan's symbol. Notice she has the horns facing sideways, with the back of his hand facing the camera. This is a common sign of the antichrist! (Not to be confused with the Texas Longhorn, which is the complete opposite, or the Spiderman Symbol, which is just plain stupid.)
Pages in category "Gangsta"
The following 6 pages are in this category, out of 6 total.
