Category:If you work in the government,vote Donald Howe for president!

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In case of emergency, kill George Bush. He is evil and won't let our troops out of Iraq! Our troops there are dying and they aren't making any progress whatsoever. (KITTEN HUFFING IS FUN!) If you oppose electing Donald Howe for president, how 'bout voting Kirk Kreimer for dictator-for-life instead? He's the perfect dictator: cruel,merciless, and bloodthirsty. He will also assassinate president Bush himself. If he is elected, he will also elect chocolate as Minnesota's state food and choose beef as the state bird!And he has the perfect solution to world hunger: the poor will eat the rich and take their money !

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