Category:Infinite loop pages

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“We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.”
~ Linus Torvalds
“Remember: A CRAY is the only computer that runs an endless loop in just 4 hours...”
~ John Doe
“No matter how hard you try, you cannot cram infinity into 32 bits. You need 64 for that.”
~ E. Carl Zimmerman
“A room has an infinite number of points to cross, and mathematics dictates you cannot cross an infinite number of points in a finite amount of time, therefore it is impossible to cross a room.”
~ Zeno

See also Idiot.

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