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A Black Russian and a White Russian stand next to Uncle Joe's Pleasure palace, Blackpool

Russian comes in two flavors, white and black. One has milk, but they both are only good if you are a girl, and hence inclined to drink girly chick drinks that you can't taste the alcohol. What the hell is the point of drinking if you can't taste the alcohol? God, you could save a ton of money buy just drinking fruit juice and having unprotected sex with the first creepy frat boy you see. Keep the bars and drinks for those cultured enough to appreciate them, dammit!.kkkk