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Sex is a common misconception shared by the worldwide media that babies come from making love. It is an atheist conspiracy to hide the fact that God creates babies, and storks send them home. For further reading, google "sex" and research support for this theory.
Because SEX was created by God/Allah/Goddess/Mother Nature, it is good. In fact, there are times when it can be absolutely wonderful. Your toes curl up and....never mind.
Do not confuse 'sex' with 'gender.' Sex is something that two people who do not share a gender can share; or maybe they can even if they share a gender. Thus you can see how easy it is to confuse the two.
No ... hang on. It's the other way around. Sex is something that people not of the same Sex can share. Gender is a social construct, and sort of comes on a sliding scale. Republican is a gender, as is Liberal and Femdom. There are numerous gender combinations in which sex can happen.
Married people are the only ones who are legally allowed to have sex. Now you see how nefarious and subtle the Uptight Christian Movement is. If you are not married, you cannot have sex. If you are the same sex, you cannot marry and therefore cannot have sex. Welcome back to the 1950s, when a husband's reward to his wife for her hard day's work of housekeeping, laundry, childcare, and cooking was sex.
Sex was invented by ants. We (humans) are descended from ants, according to the aborigines. Ants have nothing to do with antlers, even though antlers may be used for kinky sex.
If you are male, you will only have sex if you are rich, homosexual, or if you get a female shitty drunk. If you are female, every male you meet between ages 12 and 47 will want to fuck you.
Oh, and by the way, it's something you'll never get, or at least once by another person who'll never get any. Period.
Most of the time, sex can only occur with one's dominant hand, though this is often misconstrued as making an excuse for not having sex with someone else... in which case the hand's sex partner is immediately considered a "virgin".
This category has the following 11 subcategories, out of 11 total.
- ► Fatty Fuckers (empty)
- ► General Horniness (4 P, 3 F)
- ► Hentai (5 C, 30 P, 20 F)
- ► Kinks (4 P, 2 F)
- ► People who have had sex with Mrs. Cartman (empty)
- ► Prostitutes (29 P, 3 F)
- ► Reproduction (1 C, 3 P, 2 F)
- ► Sex Positions (15 P, 10 F)
- ► Sex toys (2 C, 38 P, 1 F)
- ► Sexy (2 C, 27 P, 18 F)
- ► Sexy People (10 C, 114 P, 23 F)
Pages in category "Sex"
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- UnNews:California woman recovers from severe burns
- UnNews:Carrie Underwood gets married; Bo Bice gets laid
- Carry On Film
- HowTo:Catch A Predator
- Chauvinist Wednesday
- UnNews:Chess piece makers oppose the creation of female bishops
- Chicken Fucking
- Child porn
- Circle Jerk
- Clown rape
- Clown Rape
- Coin flipping
- Come On Eileen
- Coptic language
- Country Code
- Crispy Cream Model
- Cum Dumpster
- Cunning linguist
- Cyber Sodomy
- Debbie Does Dallas
- Der Reichenrapenmaschine
- UnNews:Details emerge of jailhouse call in Strauss-Kahn case
- Dildo of Doom
- UnNews:Doctor tells Chavez to stop animal sex
- Doggy style
- Donkey punch
- DOS attacks
- UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- UnNews:Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets
- UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue
- Dylan Moran
- Female friend
- UnNews:Fisting controller for Wii out for Christmas
- UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
- UnNews:France's first couple deny rumours of a mutual infidelity pact
- Freudian slip
- Fuck Me
- Mother Fucker
- Funky Cold Medina
- UnNews:I Am Built Like a 'Horse' Claims Italian Prime Minister
- I Was a Teenage Butt-Boy
- Why?:I'm born, now what?
- Insurance Policy Fetish
- UnNews:International Olympic Committee strips former female American Olympic athlete of medals, dignity, .... and clothing?!
- Internet comedy: interview with Graham Chapman
- Involuntary celibacy
- It Was A Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown
- It's hard out here for a pimp
- UnNews:Italy fucks Google, Internet voyeurs find new kink
- Mail-order bride
- HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke
- UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
- Male Reproductive System: Attorney At Law
- UnNews:Man actually has a gun in his pocket, three dead
- UnNews:Man forced to watch Big Brother by wife says "well thats an hour of my life I won't be getting back" before turning over to watch Newsnight
- UnNews:Man fucks art exhibit, blames drug interaction
- Man Magma
- Michael Logonoff
- Mile High Club
- Mile-High Club
- UnNews:Miley Cyrus: "I wanna be a role model for youth"
- Missing the point
- Morbidly Obese Penguin
- Museum of Bad Sex