Category:Smacks Cereal

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Smacks Cereal was invented by George Patton buring his tour in Northern Africa in hopes that consumption of the delicious cereal would curb shower gang rapes and cronic masturbating among his men.The cereal proved so successful that during the battle of Moss Esley in spring 1943, german troops layed down there weapons and claims in the region in exchange for a supply of it.  After the treaty was signed by Patton and german general Rene Belloq, Patton proceeded to double cross general Belloq and instead of the promised supply of Smacks cereal, Patton sent Belloq a picture of a naked Patton having sex with boot filled with petroleum jelly and another picture of him releasing onto the face of an Adolf Hitler portrait.

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