Cathy (comic strip)

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Cathy Guisewite in 2001, after her triple coronary bypass surgery.

Cathy is a comic strip by a menopausal woman named Cathy Guisewite (September 5, 1950 - September 19, 2007). Published on a daily basis, the paper has a very large following, especially in the Oprah demographic. Since 2002, the comic has won numerous prestigious awards, including the Feminist Overeaters Anonymous 2006 Prize, and the Obese People's Rights Association Award.

The strip is published in New Jersey.

[edit] Author

Cathy Guisewite, pictured on the right, was a 453-lb "woman". She lived with her six children (her seventh child died in a tragic over-eating accident in 2002), in a shack in North Carolina.

In 2002, she was convicted of manslaughter for eating her neighbor's baby while they were on vacation. She was sentenced to six years house arrest, and was henceforth not allowed to step within six-hundred feet of a child under six years of age, as once they are over 65 lbs, as she finds it difficult to stuff it in her throat cavern.

On September 19th, 2007, Cathy was involved in a fatal accident. In a routine trip to the grocery store, she began to salivate while staring at a pig roasting on a spit, when she slipped in her own saliva, and fell down a set of stairs. She was buried in the Cholesterol Valley Crematorium and Steakhouse, in a double-wide burial plot.

[edit] Content

The comic strip focuses around the life of the author, Cathy Guisewite, and those who have over-eating disorders. Cathy was declared a banned material by the Geneva Conventions, and it is now a crime against humanity, punishable by death by bacon.

Cathy had serious eating disorders, and is obsessive-compulsive about the amount of food that she consumes. She is an avid kitten huffer, and she promotes legalization avidly.

[edit] Comics

The comic is known for its crude animation, and repetitive story-lines.

Following a comic strip released on September 18, 2007, Cathy was banned in 32 countries, including: Albania, Australia, Austria, Brazil, Canada, Denmark, Eastasia , France, Germany, Goatopia, Islamabat, Japan, Mauritius, Oceania, Quebec, Somalia, and Nancy Pelosi. The comic strip depicted the main character consuming human fecal matter. It is widely assumed that while creating the strip in question, Guisewite was huffing kittens.

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