Catologists

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A catologolist is an individual whose entire existence is based on their obsessive passion for felines. They have been known to be caught licking themselves in otherwise inappropriate places due to their adoration of cat hygiene. Unfortunately they are among the most persecuted races around and are becoming an extinct species.

Catologist hunting is widely accepted in countries with foreign customs, like Canada. Unlike many species who are hunted for furs or sport, Catologist are hunted as part of a cleansing process. When a young Canadian (or other nationalist) kills his or her Catologist, it is believed they are no longer responsible for the world's ills. They can henceforth blame the United States of America for any problems. Canadians have even gone to the extent of designating select playground sandboxes to catch the elusive catologist. Though not all Canadians are bad, some select groups have set up an organization for the preservation of catologists.

The C.A.T.H.O.L.I.C.S. (Canadians Against The Hunting Of Liable, Imperiled Catologists Society) have set up laws designating the months of December and July for catologist hunting. The CATHOLICS were almost ruined by a sex scandal involving Paris Hilton, Oprah Winfrey and a few catologist minors.