Celebrity Deathmatch/Illegal-Approved Season
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This is a mini-season from the illegal version of Celebrity Deathmatch, thus not counting towards the total amount of fights. It was approved by The FBI, but only for two runs on T.V. It was also part of a contest where you could win Bread Rising or Ducky Smash Bros 16, the winners are going to fight against each other in the Season 3/2 premiere.
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| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Winner | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buy Four Tickets and Receive a Free Roundhouse Kick From Chuck Norris Night | George Lucas vs. Peter Jackson | Steven Spielberg and Alfred Hitchcock | Steven Spielberg | Peter Jackson: His hobbits and elves were killed by George's Jedi Knights, who then decided to slice him in half.
Alfred Hitchcock: George and Steven toss him into knives. George Lucas: Face ripped off. |
| Stephen Colbert vs. Jon Stewart | Stephen Jr. | Stephen Colbert and Stephen Jr. | Jon Stewart: pecked to death by Stephen's eagle son Stephen Jr. | |
| Chuck Norris (Not originally fighting, but answering questions and giving away the roundhouse kicks) vs. Godwineagles456 (Who made too much commotion in the audience) | Narutowiki5808 | Chuck Norris | Narutowiki5808: Strangled by Godwineagles456 in the style of Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson.
Godwineagles456: Roundhouse kicked and killed by Chuck Norris. | |
| Andrew Stoddard Appreciation Night | Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin | Bart Simpson and Andrew Stoddard (Appears in all 3 fights as a guest commentator.) | Homer Simpson | Peter Griffin: Choked to death by Homer, then kicked in the nuts by Bart and run over by Homer in Peter's car. |
| Bruce Lee vs. Jackie Chan | Bruce Lee | Jackie Chan: Drinks a bunch of alcohol in a attempt to improve his kung fu, but ends up going into a coma. | ||
| Homer Simpson vs. Bruce Lee | Homer Simpson | Andrew Stoddard and Bruce Lee: Crushed by the falling video scoreboard. | ||
| Family Night Pt. I | Lois Griffin vs. Stewie Griffin vs. Meg Griffin | Homer Simpson | No Winner | Lois Griffin: Blasted by Stewie Griffin.
Stewie Griffin: Melted by the radioactive stuff Homer dropped. Homer Simpson and Meg Griffin: They were trying to get control of a car they jumped in, but the car exploded. |
| Mom vs. Dad | Dad | Mom: Died of drug overdose. | ||
| Father vs. Mother | Mother | Father: Slashed by the rabid family monster: in-laws. | ||
| Family Night Pt. II (The Simpsons Brawl) | O. J. Simpson vs. Conrad Burns vs. Monty Burns | Chief Wiggum | O. J. Simpson | The other contestants were slashed to death by O.J. who gets thrown into jail.' Help! |
| Abe Simpson vs. Bart Simpson vs. Ashlee Simpson | Bart Simpson | Ashlee Simpson: Decided to stick head in blender to see what happens.
Abe Simpson: Head ripped off when Bart rammed into him with his skateboard. | ||
| Chief Wiggum vs. Lisa Simpson | Chief Wiggum | O. J. Simpson: Found dead in the jail cell because in the first fight he was thrown into jail.
Lisa Simpson: Sent to jail where she rotted. Chief Wiggums: Couldn't unlock the door and also rotted. | ||
| Video Game Vengeance I | Mario vs. Luigi | Mario and Luigi | Many audience members: Attacked by Mario and Luigi. | |
| Scorpion vs. Shao Kahn | Raiden | Scorpion | Shao Kahn: Ripped in half.Raiden: Scorpion's weapon gets caught in him, rips out his heart. | |
| Noob Saibot vs. Smoke | Smoke | Noob Saibot: Suffocates due to Smoke's toxic gases. | ||
| The Incident | Marilyn Monroe vs. Anna Nicole Smith | Anna Nicole Smith | Marilyn Monroe: Drug overdose. | |
| Teeth vs. Bob | Narutowiki5808 | Teeth | Bob: Shoved into a black hole created by Teeth. | |
| George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln | Abraham Lincoln | George Washington: Smashed into the ring.
Abraham Lincoln: Stuck into the black hole. | ||
| Video Game Vengeance II | Duke Nukem vs. Doomguy | Master Chief (Guest Referee) | Duke Nukem | Doomguy: Nuked repeatedly, first time, his arms fell off, then his legs, then part of his stomache, then the rest, then his head blew up.
Master Chief: Caught in the crossfire of the nukes. Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem Forever delayed AGAIN, sucking the Duke into a time paradox. |
| Quakeguy vs. Doomguy (reincarnated by time paradox) | Doomguy | Quakeguy: Both sides summoned army of enemy minions to fight. Strogg vs. legions of Hell? No contest. | ||
| Megaman vs. Knuckles | Tails (Guest Referee) | Tails | Megaman: Knuckles and Tails team up to rip him a part into a thousand pieces. Tails then ripped off his head.
Knuckles: Tails uses his tail to rip his head off. | |
| Mario vs. Sonic | Crash Bandicoot (Guest Referee) | Mario | Crash Bandicoot: Killed after Sonic fired his lasers.
Sonic: Mario jumps on him while he is going very fast, causing his head to get ripped off;his body then gets smashed into a wall. |
