Celebrity Deathmatch/Season2-3
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This is a section on the 2nd/3rd season of CD.
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| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Winner | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| UnBowl '06 | George Bush (Bread Rising winner) vs. Kate Bush (Ducky Smash Bros 16 winner) | George Bush | Kate Bush: George used Bread Rising to rip her into peices. | |
| Oscar Wilde vs. Noel Coward | Charlotte Church (Guest Referee) | Oscar Wilde | Noel Coward: Attacked and mauled until little pieces.
Charlotte Church: Melted by fireworks. | |
| A Komodo Dragon vs. An Equally Sized Crocodile | No Winner | The Komodo Dragon and The Equally Sized Crocodile: Burned by the audience's fireworks. | ||
| American Celebrity Idol Deathmatch | William Hung vs. Clay Aiken | Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage | Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage | William Hung: Clay Aiken uses his gayness to blind him, then rips out his heart, eats it, then continues to eat him completely.
Clay Aiken: Destroyed by Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage's missile when they were testing it to take over the government and it misfired and killed Clay Aiken. |
| Samuel L. Jackson vs. Mel Gibson | Samuel L. Jackson | Mel Gibson: As he starts to run around naked, he grabs his snakes which eventually eat him to death. | ||
| Katharine McPhee vs. Taylor Hicks | Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson (Guest referees) | Katharine McPhee | Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson: Rip each other apart because they were fighting.
Taylor Hicks: Audience votes to beat the crap out of him, which they win since they are not southerners. | |
| We Are the Bosnian Warrior Knights | Charlotte Church vs. Aled Jones | George Bush | Charlotte Church | Aled Jones and George Bush: Smashed into each other. |
| My Mum vs. Your Mum | My Mum | No Deaths: After a while, Your Mum walks away. | ||
| Dr. Evil vs. Blind Bat vs. White Shadow vs. Smooth Rugged | Chuck Norris (Walks by) | Chuck Norris is declared the winner because all of the contestants were dead and he was there. | Smooth Rugged: Attacked by the audience because he was not popular enough to have an Uncyclopedia article.
White Shadow: Attacked by the gays. Blind Bat and Dr. Evil: Smashed each others head into each other. | |
| Crazy Evil Taking Over of The World | Adam Savage vs. Jamie Hyneman | Ronald Reagan | Adam Savage | Jamie Hyneman: Hung to death by Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Reagan: Blown up by missile. |
| Jack the Ripper vs. Charlie Chaplin | Adam Savage | Jack the Ripper | Charlie Chaplin: As he kept bothering Adam Savage, he threw a bomb down his stomach which eventually exploded. | |
| Salvatore "Tory" Belleci and Grant Imahara vs. Scottie Chapman and Kari Byron | Adam Savage | Adam Savage | Grant Imahara: Glasses shoved down throat, then continuously punched until organs were thrown up.
Scottie Chapman: Shoved into a car engine. She is still alive inside until the car starts to explode. A bunch of "Scottie pieces" fly everywhere. They then stop fighting as Adam needs them to do experiments. (Tory and Kari don't die.) | |
| Conveniently Named Mahem | Ben Franklin vs. Ben Stiller | Bender | Bender |
Ben Franklin: Dies of cancer from smoking weed. Ben Stiller: Lit cigar thrown down throat which burns him to death. |
| Mike Portnoy vs. Mike Tyson | Mike Portnoy | Mike Tyson: Confused so much that he attacked his self...and won. | ||
| Steve Guttenberg vs. Steve Guttenburg | Steve Irwin and Mr. Stingray | Steve Irwin | Steve Guttenburg: Camera smashed on.
Steve Guttenberg: Stinged by Mr. Stingray. Mr. Stingray: Stomped on repeatedly. | |
| Uncyclomonium I | Johnny Depp vs. Leonardo DiCaprio | Leonardo DiCaprio | Johnny Depp: Slashed to death.
Leonardo DiCaprio: As he walks out of the ring with one of three Uncyclowards, he trips and since it was razor sharp dies as it slices his brain. | |
| Dave Chappelle vs. Chris Rock | Dave Chappelle | Chris Rock: Crushed underneath an HDTV. | ||
| Kurt Cobain vs. Tommy Lee | Courtney Love and Pamela Anderson | Kurt Cobain | Tommy Lee: Kurt goes berserker like one of those Evangelion units and eats him.
Pamela Anderson: Attacked by Courtney Love until in little pieces. Courtney Love: Kurt rips off her arms and shoves them in her head. | |
| Uncyclomonium II | Mike Myers vs. Will Ferrell | Will Ferrell | Mike Myers: Ripped in half. | |
| P. Diddy vs. Prince | "Weird Al" Yankovic (Guest referee) | "Weird Al" Yankovic | P. Diddy: Slashed repeatedly.
Prince: After "Weird Al" asked to parody and he said no, he went ballistic and beat him till his head was gone. | |
| Anna Nicole Smith vs. Pamela Anderson | No Confermation: They couldn't see the winner | Anna Nicole Smith and Pamela Anderson: Ripped each other to shreds. There was an arm moving and they couldn't find out who's it was. | ||
| The Whore-Off | Maury Povich vs. Terry Bogard | Terry's Strippers and Jack the Ripper | Terry Bogard | Maury Povich: Ripped by Terry's Strippers.
Terry's Strippers: Sliced up by Jack. Jack the Ripper: Smashed in the head so that he can barely remember anything. Runs into a wall, where Terry then smashes his head in. |
| Hugh Jackman vs. An Underpants Gnome | Hugh Jackman | An Underpants Gnome: Hugh sticks underpants on his head and smashes his head in.
Hugh Jackman: The underpants come to life and strangle him. | ||
| Naomi Campbell vs. Paris Hilton | Hillary Duff and Tyra Banks | Tyra Banks | Paris Hilton: Ran over by a car that was then set on fire, then exploded along with Paris.
Hillary Duff: Exploded along with Paris. Naomi Campbell: Beaten up until her stomach spills onto the floor. Tyra Banks: Ripped apart by the audience. | |
| Rabdemonium I | The Clip vs. Linux Penguin | Linux Penguin | The Clip: Ripped in half. | |
| Salvador Dali vs. Hieronymous Bosch | Salvador Dali | Hieronymous Bosch: Thrown towards the announcer's booth with Oscar Wilde in it.
Salvador Dali: Crushed by the booth. In the booth collapse Oscar Wilde gets put in a coma after falling. | ||
| God vs. Buddha (Dream from Oscar's coma) | Harrison Ford | Harrison Ford | Buddha: Harrison Ford shoves a knife through his body.
God: Has to go take care of Jesus. (Doesn't die.) | |
| Comedy Rappers | Joe Rogan vs. Dave Chappelle | Carlos Mencia | Carlos Mencia | Dave Chappelle: As the screen pans away, Joe Rogan walks in and attacks. He stabs him repeatedly until his stomach drops onto the floor.
Joe Rogan: As he starts to walk out of the arena, Carlos Mencia's dead body which nobody wanted to move came to life as a zombie which then ate his soul, turning back to normal. |
| Charlie Murphy vs. Carlos Mencia | Carlos Mencia | Charlie Murphy: As Carlos Mencia went down pretending to have died, he takes Joe Rogan's body and smashes it into his head, making a "bloody mess" of the arena. | ||
| 50 Cent vs. Eminem | Kanye West | Eminem | Kanye West: Killed because George didn't care about him, even when dead.
50 Cent: Legs broken and smashed threw eyes 50 times. | |
| Mail Delivery of Death | Ten UPS Workers (Numbered 1-10) vs. Ten FedEx Workers (Numbered 1-10) | Ten DHL Workers (Numbered 1-10) (Guest Referees) | FedEx Workers # 1 and 10 |
FedEx Worker: #3 and UPS Worker: #6: Head bashed into each other. DHL Worker: #7: Stabbed by a knife repeatedly. FedEx Worker: #8: Attacked by DHL Worker #3 who was mad he killed Worker #7. FedEx Workers: #2,4,5, and 6: Ran over by three of the UPS member's trucks. UPS Workers: #1,2,3,4,5, and 7 and DHL Workers: #1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9, and 10: Smashed by a FedEx plane. FedEx Workers: #7 and 9: Smashed by a moving UPS train. UPS Workers: #8,9, and 10: When the last two set a mine on the tracks, it explodes killing all three. |
| Bloodbath 500 | Elliott Sadler vs. Jeff Gordon | Jimmie Johnson | Elliott Sadler | Jeff Gordon: Shot repeatedly by Elliott with his rifle.
Jimmie Johnson: His head burst open when he fell off a nearby golf cart. |
| Kurt Busch vs. Kyle Busch | Kurt Busch | Kyle Busch: beaten up by crowd, then run over by Kurt. | ||
| Elliott Sadler vs. Kurt Busch | David Gilliand and Dale Earnhardt Jr. | Elliott Sadler | Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Disqualified by NASCAR for profanity. Didn't die.
David Gilliand: choked to death by Elliott for totaling his racecar. Kurt Busch: Shot repeatedly by Elliott with his rifle. | |
| Homestaw Wunner Fights I | Trogdor vs. Alex Trebek | Strong Bad | Trogdor | Alex Trebek: Strong Bad comes over, hits him repeatedly with a rake, then he gets burninated. |
| Homsar vs. Homestar Runner | Coach Z (Guest referee) | Homestar Runner | Homsar and Coach Z: Coach Z tries to show off by making a shot, but instead falls down and smashes Homsar when he then gets killed. | |
| Strong Sad vs. Strong Mad vs. Strong Bad | The Cheat | Strong Bad and The Cheat | Strong Mad: Strong Sad got angry and pulled out his heart.
Strong Sad: He pulls out the rake and rips off his face. | |
| The Power of Death | Criss Angel vs. Harry Houdini | Harry Houdini | Criss Angel: Legs ripped off, and then in a magic show, Houdini replaces his head with his severed feet.
Harry Houdini: Tries to perform a magic trick of surviving a fire, but gets burned. | |
| Anti-Wilde vs. Oscar Wilde | Oscar Wilde | No Deaths: Anti-Wilde ran like a sissy chicken baby. | ||
| Charles Darwin vs. Mel Gibson | Charles Darwin | Mel Gibson: Ran over by Anti-Wilde trying to make a return. |
