Celebrity Deathmatch/Season4
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[edit] Episode List
| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Winner | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Homestaw Wunnew Fights II | King of Town AKA KoT vs. The Poopsmith | No Winner | KoT and The Poopsmith: Fell down a cliff named "Cliff of Cliffication." | |
| Stinkoman and Strong Bad vs. Homestar Runner and 1-Up | Strong Bad and Stinkoman | 1-Up and Homestar Runner: They start arguing about which of them is the best runner. Unfortunately, they lost awareness of their surroundings and fell down a cliff. | ||
| The Robot vs. Señor | Strong Bad (Guest Referee) | Señor | The Robot: Electrocuted. | |
| Crazy Creatures | Bam Margera vs. Poop | Bam Margera | Poop:Smashed on repeatedly until squeezed everywhere. | |
| Gene Simmons vs. Ironman | Gene Simmons | Ironman: Legs broken off, then shoved into stomache. | ||
| Bam Margera vs. Gene Simmons | Strong Bad | Strong Bad | Bam Margera and Gene Simmons: Run up and kick each other but since they were so even it breaks their spine, they then roll down a mountain where there heads fall off. | |
| Duo Deaths | Anti-Wilde vs. Oscar Wilde | Oscar Wilde | Anti-Wilde: Shoved into a pipe where dynamite was then shoved in, which exploded him into pieces. | |
| Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Lee Lewis | Elvis Presley | Jerry Lee Lewis: Thrown into lava. | ||
| OutKast vs. Give My Regards To Those Guys Over There | Give My Regards To Those Guys Over There | Big Boi: Accidentally shot in the head by Andre Benjamin.
Andre Benjamin: As Zach sings Randall, his ears explode when Ben then moves in and smashes his head in. | ||
| Metalla-Mayhem and a side of Chuck Norris | Metallica vs. Mike Myers | Limp Bizkit | Mike Myers (Obviously) | Fred Durst: Head smashed into wall.
Metallica: Accidently watched an episode of "The Steve Harvey Show" Limp Bizkit (Except Fred Durst): Rip each other to pieces. |
| Chuck Norris vs. Alien vs. Predator | Chuck Norris | Alien: Chuck Norris sucked out his acid blood. Shortly afterward, he strikes an endorsement deal and begins selling the blood as an energy drink.
Predator: Chuck Norris spit Aliens acid blood on him. | ||
| Will Smith vs. Mike Myers and Chuck Norris | Chuck Norris | Mike Myers: Thrown into a wood saw and split in two.
Will Smith: Head exploded out of sheer amazement after he watched Chuck's superior freestyling. | ||
| Fan Appreciation Week...Fight...Night? | Terrcance vs. Phillip | Mmph Mmph Mmph and Eric Cartman | Eric Cartman | Kenny McCormick: He writes notes down on a piece of paper, but the lead breaks. It shoots up into Kenny's eye and kills him.
Terrance and Phillip: Killed by Cartman's toxic fart. Many Audience Members: The stink of the fart kills them. |
| Osama "Terrorist Piece of SHIT" bin Laden vs. Kim Jong-il vs. Fidel Castro | Fidel Castro | Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong-il: Kim Jong-il steals his WMDs and tries to attack Fidel. Instead, the WMDs turn against him and completely obliterate him. | ||
| Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins vs. Reuben Mattus & Rose Mattus vs. Ben Cohen & Jerry Greenfield All of them are trapped in an ice cream store where they must survive off of ice cream | Roseben Mattus (Creation of Reuben and Rose Mattus forming together) | Ben Cohen & Jerry Greenfield | Irv Robbins: Gets too fat and explodes.
Reuben Mattus and Rose Mattus: Go into the freezer thinking there might be an escape but they come out formed together to create "Roseben Mattus". Burt Baskin: Head smashed in by Roseben Mattus. Roseben Mattus: Squeezed into the side of the freezer. | |
| Coolness To The Max! (Maybe) | Ozzy Osbourne vs. A Ghost | The Ghostbusters | Ozzy Osbourne | The Ghost: Captured by The Ghostbusters and made into a fine soup by the good people at The Olive Garden.
The Ghostbusters: When they brought back Ozzy's soup from The Olive Garden, Ozzy complained that the soup was cold, but no one could understand him. So, Ozzy got annoyed and bit all of their heads off. (Duh) |
| iPod vs. Gameboy | Nintendo DS , PSP , and Ozzy Osbourne | Ozzy Osbourne | iPod and PSP: Crushed by Gameboy's size. The PSP was still loading.
Gameboy: Nintendo DS repeatedly stabs it with its pointers, putting it to bed. Nintendo DS: Top screen biten off by Ozzy Osbourne. | |
| Eric Cartman vs. Fidel Castro | Eric Cartman | Fidel Castro: Farted on like acid. | ||
| Stephen Colbert Fight Night | Stephen Colbert vs. Axl Rose | Slash | Stephen Colbert and Slash | Axl Rose: Slash got him drunk and he barfed up all his innards. |
| Stephen Colbert vs. Freddy Krueger | Jason Voorhees and Slash | Stephen Colbert , Jason Voorhees , and Slash | Freddy Krueger: Rib cage busted out by a Stephen Colbert and Slash tag-team kick. | |
| Stephen Colbert vs. The Bear (Unplanned fight) | Jason Voorhees and Slash | Stephen Colbert | Jason Voorhees: Eaten alive by The Bear.
Slash: Thrown into the lights by The Bear. The Bear: Stephen Colbert impaled it with one of Jason's machetes. | |
| Coolness To The Max II (Maybe) | Ozzy Osbourne vs. Santa Clause | No Winner: Before Santa Clause dies, he casts a spell and Ozzy Osbourne must be the new Santa. | Santa Clause: Leg ripped off and impaled through his stomach. | |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy vs. Chuck Norris | Chuck Norris | Bill Nye the Science Guy: Chuck Norris shoved Bill Nye's own model globe through his ear and into his head. | ||
| 50 Cent vs. Coach Z | Coach Z | 50 Cent: Head smashed in by Coach Z's giant medallion. | ||
| The Return Of Video Game Vengance: Swords Vs. Guns | Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Shadow the Hedgehog | Knuckles the Echidna and Tails | Shadow the Hedgehog | Sonic: Blasted to pieces by Shadow's new gun.
Tails: Brick shoved down throat. |
| Mario vs. Bowser | Luigi and Knuckles the Echidna | Mario | Luigi: Spine punched out by Knuckles.
Bowser: Exploded from the inside-out after swallowing Mario who jumped out. | |
| Cloud Strife and Link vs. Samus Aran and Master Chief | Pac-Man (Speical Guest Referee) | Samus Aran and Pac-Man | Cloud Strife: Crushed by the extreme weight of his new sword.
Master Chief: Master Sword thrown through the neck by Link. Link: Cut in half by Pac-man | |
| The Barf Bag | George W. Bush vs. Hulk Hogan | Hulk Hogan | George W. Bush: Stomach exploded after he ate too much Hulk-mania. | |
| Aquaman vs. Captain Obvious | A Whale | Captain Obvious | Aquaman: Crushed by the own whale he summoned. | |
| John Cena vs. Vanilla Ice | The Whale | The Whale | John Cena: Eaten by The Whale.
Vanilla Ice: The Whale rolled over and squished him. | |
| UNforgettable Feuds | Captain Obvious vs. Captain Oblivious | Mr. Obvious | Mr. Obvious(Captain Obvious) | Captain Obvious: Disappears. A second later, Mr. Obvious appears. (Doesn't die, wins fight, he wanted us to say that so people will think it isn't him)
Captain Oblivious: Mr. Obvious comes up from the back and stabs him with sunglasses, and rips out his innards. |
| Jimmy Kimmel vs. Sarah Silverman | Tina Fey and Lisa Lampenelli | Sarah Silverman | Lisa Lampenelli: Stomped on 'till smashed, then spine was ripped out a long with legs. Sarah Silverman then picked it up and pretended it was a "Life-Sized Dead Lisa Lampenelli Doll."
Jimmy Kimmel: Decapitated by the ninja known as Tina Fey while flipping out...like a ninja. Tina Fey: Accidentally snapped neck. | |
| Link and Zelda vs. Pac-Man and Samus Aran | Link | Samus Aran: Zelda shoved the cannon in his face right before he shot it, causing him to shoot off his own face.
Zelda: Swallowed whole, then dissolved by Pac-Man's stomach acids. Pac-Man: Stomped on so many times, he barfed up a dead Zelda along with his insides. | ||
| Just Super | Captain America vs. Captain Canada | Captain Britain | Captain America | Captain Canada: Impaled on a mountain.
Captain Britain: Had a heart attack when he realized that Benny Hill isn't funny. |
| Spider-Man vs. Venom | Venom | Spider-Man: Impaled by Venom's longe tounge. | ||
| Superman vs. Chuck Norris | Chuck Norris | Superman: Took a roundhouse kick to the head. We can't forget, there was NO kryptonite to be found in sight. | ||
| Uncyclopedia vs. Hollywood | Mr. T vs. Mr. Clean | Ryan Seacrest | Mr. Clean(Hollywood) | Ryan Seacrest: Microphone stabbed into his skull.
Mr. T: Mop stuck up mouth until suffocated. This caused him to explode. |
| Chuck Norris vs. Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Chuck Norris(Uncyclopedia) | Britney Spears: Ate too much, thus, stomach exploded.
Kevin Federline: Thrown into a black hole created by Chuck Norris | |
| Oscar Wilde vs. Paris Hilton | Nicole Richie | Oscar Wilde(Uncyclopedia) | Nicole Richie: Decapitated.
Paris Hilton: Accidently shot herself in the face. | |
| Coolness To The Max III (Maybe) | Ozzy Osbourne vs. Orlando Bloom | Ozzy Osbourne | Orlando Bloom: Set on fire because Ozzy set his hair dryer to high. | |
| Chuck Norris vs. Boba Fett | Chuck Norris | Boba Fett: Died due to jetpack malfunction. | ||
| Run-D.M.C. vs. The Three Stooges | Chuck Norris and Aerosmith | Chuck Norris and Aerosmith | The Three Stooges: Torn to peices by Aerosmith and Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.: Couldn't walk the way Chuck Norris wanted them too, so he killed them. | |
| Video Game Vengeance: Girls Night Out | Chun Li vs. Sakura (from Street Fighter) | Naruto and Sausage | Sakura | Chun Li: Bashed in the face by Naruto used as a bat.
Sausage: Accidentally choke-hugged. |
| Amy Rose vs. Rouge the Bat | Sally (Guest Referee) | Rouge the Bat | Sally: Mistaken for Rouge and head beaten in by wings.
Amy Rose: Dead Sally thrown into face. | |
| Princess Peach vs. Princess Daisy | Pauline | Princess Peach | Princess Daisy: Head smashed into ground due to Pauline's want to be a contestant in the fight.
Pauline: Stomped on the chest repeatedly until lungs smashed so bad she chokes. |
