Celebrity Deathmatch/Season5
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| Episode | Fight | Featuring | Winner | Cause of Death |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Collaboration I: Comedian Collaberation (Narutowiki5808 and ILIKECEREALX) | Borat vs. Ali G | Borat | Ali G: Two fingers, and eye, and his heart were ripped out after Borat's big party. | |
| Barney vs. Igor | Bam Bam | Igor and Bam Bam | Barney: Head smashed by Bam Bam's club. | |
| Tom vs. Jerry | Dio Brando | Jerry and Dio Brando | Tom: Thrown under Dio's Steamroller, and it crushes him. | |
| Collaboration II: Video Game Vengeance III(ILIKECEREALX) and Narutowiki5808 | FPS Doug vs. AAA | Kung Lao (AAA) and Liu Kang (FPS Doug) (From Inside the arcade machine) | AAA | Liu Kang: Face ripped off.
FPS Doug: AAA stops the fight to challenge him to Mortal Kombat, and when he wins when only using his teeth, in excitement, crushes him underneath an arcade machine, which caused his skeleton to come out along with his insides. |
| Shigeru Miyamoto vs. Ken Kutagari | Solid Snake | Shigeru Miyamoto | Ken Kutaragi and Solid Snake: Solid Snake gets depressed so he decides to kill himself when Ken Kutaragi jumps in front of him to stop him, but the bullet goes through his head and into Solid Snake's. | |
| Giant enemy crab vs. Petey Piranha | Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon (They were in the audience fighting with each other when they got into the ring and the giant enemy crap was decapitated) | Ronald Reagan | Petey Pirahna: Pinched to death.
Giant enemy crab: Decapitated Richard Nixon: Tie squeezed so hard he chokes, turns black, then his head falls off. | |
| Collaboration III: Star Wars, Deathmatch Style (The vader hybrid and That Guy) | C-3PO vs. R2-D2 | R2-D2 | C-3PO: R2-D2 ejected Luke Skywalker's lightsaber out of him and it went through C-3PO's head. | |
| Padme vs. Princess Leia | Jabba the Hutt (Guest Referee) | Princess Leia | Padme: Died during child birth a LONG time ago. | |
| Han Solo vs. Chewbacca | Pissed off Star Wars fanboys who didn't want to see Han or Chewie die | Han Solo and Chewbacca | Star Wars fan boys: Blasted by Han Solo and Chewbacca. | |
| Collaboration IV: Rocky Road (This Guy and The vader hybrid) | Chris Rock vs. Kid Rock | Kid Rock | Chris Rock: Leg ripped off, then shoved down throat. | |
| The Rock vs. Rocky Balboa | Rocky Balboa | The Rock: Both arms ripped off, then one arm was shoved through his skull, and one through the stomach. | ||
| Kid Rock vs. Rocky Balboa | An actual rock | The actual rock | Kid Rock: Rocky takes the actual rock and smashes his head in.
Rocky Balboa: Trys to fight the actual rock until he dies of old age. | |
| Return of the UnBowl | Weird Al Yankovic vs. Wikipedia Monster | Weird Al Yankovic | Wikipedia Monster: Parodied to death. | |
| Chuck Norris vs. Jackie Chan | Chuck Norris | Jackie Chan: Beaten to a bloody pulp. | ||
| User: Narutowiki5808 vs. User: The vader hybrid | Ozzy Osbourne (The vader hybrid's specially requested guest referee) | Ozzy Osbourne | The vader hybrid: Cut in half with a lightsaber. (Found out to still be alive)
Narutowiki5808: Head bitten off by Ozzy Osbourne (Found out to still be alive) | |
| Cool Vs. Lame | Rob Zombie vs. Sanjaya Malakar | Simon Cowell | No Winner | Sanjaya Malakar: Was buried alived by Simon Cowell and Rob Zombie.
Simon Cowell: Shovel stabbed into his forehead after he made fun of Rob Zombie for only having two good songs worth noting. Rob Zombie: He's a zombie, so he was technically dead before the fight started. |
| Borat vs. Napoleon Dynamite | Borat | Napoleon Dynamite: Took an extreme hi-five to the face, causing his brain to fly out. | ||
| User: Narutowiki5808 and User: The vader hybrid vs. The Insane Clown Posse | User: Narutowiki5808 and User: The vader hybrid (Cool, kinda of, well certainly cooler than The Insane Clown Posse) | One member of The Insane Clown Posse: Rib cage repeatedly stomped on by Narutowiki5808.
The other member of The Insane Clown Posse: The vader hybrid slamed his face into the turnbuckle so hard, his skull cracked straight down the middle. | ||
| Can Van Halen Save The World? | David Lee Roth vs. Predator | Predator | David Lee Roth: Throat meat ripped out. | |
| Eddie Van Halen vs. Alien | Eddie Van Halen | Alien: Complete skeleton was shattered when he was dropped from the rafters. | ||
| Eddie Van Halen vs. Predator | Eddie Van Halen |
Predator: Head exploded after Eddie turned up his amps to 11 and played Eruption. | ||
| The Pit of Same-Named Enemies | Eminem vs. M&M mascots | The Yellow M&M | The Red M&M: Tried to belly-slam Eminem but exploded.
Eminem: Successfully belly-slammed. | |
| The Blue M&M vs. The Green M&M | A Bear | The Green M&M | The Blue M&M: Eaten alive bij a bear | |
| The Pink M&M vs. The Black M&M | The Red M&M and Chuck Norris | The Black M&M and Chuck Norris | The Red and The Pink M&Ms: Heads Kick af bij chuck Norris | |
| Cereal Crisis | Captain Crunch vs. Tony the Tiger | Tony the Tiger | Captian Crunch: Eaten by tony the tiger | |
| Lucky vs. Toucan Sam | Toucan Sam | Lucky: Pinched to death. | ||
| User:ILIKECEREALX vs. Cheese (ILIKECEREALX's father) | User:ILIKECEREALX | Cheese: Died after ILIKECEREALX fired his superlaser.
The audience: Same as cheese. | ||
| SciFi Fight Night! | Alien vs. Predator | Paul W.S. Anderson(Guest Referee) | Predator | Paul W.S. Anderson: Alien impaled him through the stomach with his tail.
Alien: Predator misfired and hit a stagelight which caused the light to fall and it crushed Alien. |
| The Terminator vs. Robocop | Larry the Cable Guy (Fixing the light that fell in the previous match) | The Terminator | Robocop: Melted from the inside-out due to a bad battery. | |
| Predator vs. The Terminator | Darth Vader | Darth Vader | The Terminator: Face melted after Predator shot it.
Predator: Shocked to death by force lightning. | |
| Random Fight Night (Two people choosen at random, with a random guest referee with random conditions!) | Carlos Mencia vs. Elvis Presley | Garfield (Random Guest Referee) | Elvis Presley | Carlos Mencia: Beaten to death by anti-rasist protesters.
Garfield: Had a heart attack. |
| Master Hand vs. You | Black Knight (Random Guest Referee) | Master Hand and Black Knight | You: Master Hand threw you into a blizzard and you froze to death. | |
| Keith Richards vs. Elton John | Bob Saget (Random Guest Referee) and Chuck Norris (Randomly walks by) | Keith Richards and Chuck Norris | Bob Saget: Gets beaten to death by everyone.
Elton John: Car gets dropped on top of him. | |
| Best Friends Fight Night | This Guy vs. That Guy vs. That One Guy vs. Some Guy vs. Some Random Guy | Anonymous | No Winner | This Guy, That Guy, That One Guy, Some Guy, Some Random Guy and Anonymous: Tore each other to peices. |
| Pom Pom vs. Homestar Runner | Strong Bad | Strong Bad | Pom Pom: Popped with a pin.
Homestar Runner: Keyboard shoved into skull. | |
| 81.68.92.38 and Freddy Krueger vs. User:The vader hybrid and Ozzy Osbourne | User:ILIKECEREALX (Guest Referee) | Ozzy Osbourne and User:ILIKECEREALX | 81.68.92.38: Bij dsajam jaj TNT head (How do you like it?).
Freddy Krueger: Ozzy cuts off Freddy's hands and uses his claws and slashes the skin off of his face. The vader hybrid: After a misunderstanding, ILIKECEREALAX snapped his necked. (My bad) | |
| Masters Of Metal | Rob Halford vs. Bruce Dickinson | Rob Halford | Bruce Dickinson: Ran over by Rob's motorcycle. | |
| Trent Reznor vs. Marilyn Manson | Marilyn Manson | Trent Reznor: Marilyn shoved Trent's nine inch finger nails into his head. | ||
| KISS vs. GWAR | Alice Cooper (Guest Referee) | KISS and Alice Cooper | Peter Criss of KISS: When Alice Cooper realized he wrote the power ballad Beth, Alice smashed his head in with his chair.
Everyone from GWAR: Buried in a nearby landfill. | |
| Cool Vs. Lame II | Nick Cannon vs. Revolver Ocelot | Revolver Ocelot (Cool) | Nick Cannon: Revolver Ocelot joined Nick's side but, then double crossed him and shot him, then joined his side again only to double cross Nick again and shot him again. | |
| Jack Skellington vs. Reba McEntire | Jack Skellington (Cool) | Reba McEntire: Jack engulfed her entire body in flames. | ||
| Red XIII vs. John Madden | Red XIII (Cool) | John Madden: Red XIII did his Level 4 Limit Break: Cosmo Memory! Oh Noes! John Madden got pwned! | ||
| Random Fight Night II | Fat Albert vs. Dane Cook | Keanu Reeves (Random Guest Referee) | Fat Albert and Keanu Reeves | Dane Cook: Flattened like pancake and eaten by Fat Albert and Keanu Reeves. |
| Benny Hill vs. LL Cool J | Oscar Wilde (Random Guest Referee) and Keanu Reeves (Randomly is still in the arena from the first fight) | LL Cool J, Oscar Wilde and Keanu Reeves | Benny Hill: Gets beaten up by LL Cool J, Oscar, and Keanu. | |
| Wilmer Valderrama vs. Steve Jobs | Hellmo (Random Guest Referee) and Fat Albert (Randomly enters the fight looking for food) | Wilmer Valderrama and Fat Albert | Steve Jobs: Hellmo burninates him after his iPod freezes.
Hellmo: Fat Albert eats him. | |
| Creature Discomforts | Wikipedia Monster vs. Uncyclopedia Monster | Uncyclopedia Monster | Wikipedia Monster: Who cares. Just be glad its dead. (Again). | |
| Trogdor vs. Andy Milonakis | Strong Bad | Trogdor | Andy Milonakis: His head A Splode!!! | |
| 81.68.92.38 vs. Flying Spaghetti Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | 81.68.92.38: Ate the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster was still alive and it burst out of his stomach. |
