Chad
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Chad Stone (Year of the christians (dragon, in chinese)- year of the atheist (unknown date)) is the younger and less famous conjoined fraternal twin of Cher. Like Cher, Chad has no known last namebut is sometimes called Chad stone, for he is a known stoner.
As opposed to this bullshit, Chad may also refer to the African country Chad, for the country, see Chad (country).
And to reference in the AllTell Wireless C.H.A.D, He was abused as a child for his deals by 4 of the other competitors. But later on, he chose to kick all of them in the balls, causing them to be scared of him. His exact words during this time were "SUCK IT! SUCK IT LONG, AND SUCK IT HARD!"
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[edit] Childhood
Chad had no childhood. Chad Painter also had no childhood.
[edit] Career
In spite of his life-sustaining and continuing proximity to his older sister and master, Chad has gone almost totally unnoticed in the entertainment industry. During his lengthy career, he has produced no solo or collaboratory works of any kind. In 1975, Chad had briefly considered breaking his ties with Cher and forming a heavy metal band with his former brother-in-law Sonny Bono, but the plan was indefinitely put on hold due to lingering personal differences and incompatible blood types.
In spite of the many surgical advances in the 1980's and 1990's, Chad has consistently refused to undergo a brain &/or digestive system transplant, preferring instead to maintain his lifelong parasitical relationship with his world-famous sister.
This all went to hell in 1998 when Master Chief kicked the crap out of the Pope, leaving him within an inch of death. With a barrage of sticky nades and head shots with the carbine, the Popes shields were at zero, leaving him in the open, without a bubble shield. Chad retaliated by teaming up with 10 elites and the Planters Peanut guy to take vengeance on The Chief. although there is a fude between Gordon Freeman and The Chief, (seeGordan Freeman/Rivalry), Gordon teamed up with The Chief to help fight this battle.
Chad goes to Isidore Newman School in New Orleans, LA. A rumor occured that he is the best black person at that school, but everybody knows that it is BS because Chad is a toad.
[edit] Politics
In 2000, Chad was nominated for President by the Do Nothing Party of Florida. Unfortunately, he came in a dismal third, garnering only 25 electoral votes (just barely squeaking by Pat Buchanan); although he did do surprisingly well in the exit polls in most of the welfare states. The role of Chad in the 2000 presidential election inspired a popular sitcom, At Home With the Chads. He sent everyone to hell.
[edit] See Also
| North Africa | Algeria · Egypt · Libya · Morocco · Sudan · Tunisia · Western Sahara | 
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| West Africa | Benin · Burkina Faso · Côte d'Ivoire · Ghana · Guinea · Guinea-Bissau · Liberia · Mali · Mauritania · Niger · Nigeria · Senegal · Sierra Leone · Togo | |
| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Belgium · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo | |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Tanzania · Uganda · West Kenya · Zambia · Rhodesia | |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Lesotho · Namibia · People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata · South Africa · Swaziland · Zululand | |
| Dependencies | United Kingdom : Gibraltar · Indian Ocean Territory · Isle of Wight · Welsh Congo (Pitcairn Islands) |
