Chakra's energy

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“I don't need no Chakra, I got Shaka!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Chakra

Converter Device: Chakras Energy as input, electricity as output.

Chakra's energy, also known as Mystical Cosmic Chakras Energy from God above, is a special kind of energy, like kinetic energy or electricity. It depends on usual laws of physics like other energies do with one exception that Chakra's Energy is eternal. It doesn't care after First Thermodynamics Law. So it is suppossed to be the primary source of energy in upcoming 21.5 century. Energy of Chakra is a discrete quantity initially found by Leif the great almighty midget hob.Rumors has it that he has found an even higher state of energy but has not yet been verified. AAAAAAAAAA!

Using crystals from Atlantis one can easily build a converter device Chakra's energy to electricity (see picture).