Champions League

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Formerly known as the European Football Club Championship Trophy Shield Cup, the Champions League is a competition for the winners, runners-up, 3rd, 4th, 8th and 15th place teams in their respective leagues.

Originally open only to entrants from European club leagues, it now randomly invites two clubs from small African tribal leagues every two years. All games are played within a three day period.

[edit] Random Champions League finals

• 1555 Chicken Hunters Athletic (ENG) 4-0 Court Jesters United (ENG)
• 1587 Chicken Hunters Athletic (ENG) 1-2 Sookifishii (FIN)
• 1609 Real Paella (SPN) 6-2 Dynamo Duck (DEN)
• 1677 Inter The Dragon (ITA) 2-0 Borussia Pumpernickel (GER)
• 1752 Real Paella (SPN) 1-2 Souvlakiakos (GRE)
• 1889 Costa Fiftypee (SPN) 0-5 Paris St Croissant (FRA)
• 1961 Makalakdikisukkhamakhakunamatata FC (KEN) 3-2 Cockleshell Bay (ENG)

Note: Makalakdikisukkhamakhakunamatata FC were the first and only African tribal club to win the trophy.