Charcoal is a substance used for flavoring barbeque in many locales; it is composed of petrified buffalo dung, cigarette butts, and possibly burned wood, except when it's made from something else, like head cheese, of course.
- cause constipation when ingested
- remove unsightly blemishes and planar warts
- yodel Handel's "Teseo" in falsetto
- dis-align three of the moons of Jupiter (if handled incorrectly)
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