Charles Ponzi

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Charles Ponzi (née Chalusu Pantu チャルスパンツ, 1950–1988) was the only man known in human history who lived his life backwards. Born in 1950 slightly after World War II in Hiroshima, Japan, his early childhood was spent in his devastated homeland nuclear waste. As he grew older, the Japanese government surrendered, and he survived the atomic bombing, specifically because he lived his life backwards. He witnessed the un-upraising of Japanese imperialism. Being thus inspired, he invented the famous Ponzi scheme and became a famous economist. He emigrated to the United States in 1903 and enjoyed welfare until his death in 1888, apparently being unchoked by a piece salmon bone.

It is interesting that his birth last name means "panties" in Japanese.