Chavs The Ultimate Way To Discover If Someone Is One

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Introduction[edit]

Chavs The Ultimate Way To Discover If Someone Is One is your ULTIMATE guide to see if someone you know or love (God/allah/vishnu forbid) is a chav , if they are and they are your girlfriend/boyfriend dump them now for fuck sake.And if they are your mate give em a good kick to the privates till they swear they will wear normal clothes and stop stealign from asda's/tescos/ (god/allah/vishnu forbid) Netto's

Like The Idea Of This Guide? Then Read on.





Chav Clothes[edit]

Description

The Best Way To Find Out If Someone Is To Look At What They Wear , An Example Of Such Clothing Is Show To Your Right (Texus Left) They Often Wear Burbury And/Or Track Suit/Shell suits / Tortoise Suits

Also They Wear What Is Reffered To As "BLING" This Is What Normal People , by That I Mean People With Atleast 14 Brain Cells, Jewellry. They Often Wear Fake "BLING" As most chavs are to poor to afford the folling metals.

Gold


Silver


Platinum


Copper


Aluminium


Iron


Steel


Etc Etc.







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