Cheese Berry Coke
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The last time Cheese Berry Coke was spotted, it was reported to have been saying, quote:
- "I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
- Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
- Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
- Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
- You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
- I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
- “I hate myself.”
- Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
- I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
- Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
- When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
- So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
- I put baloney in my left pocket.
- Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.
- Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
- It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
- It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis."
- It loves hot, steamy caca.
