Cheese Strings
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String Theorems can be of two kinds.
Cheese Theorems are the sorry French version of quantum theory.
Cheese Strings are the main hypothesis of the String Theory, in this case it looks like some kind of french bikini. These kind of hybrid theories are churned out on a regular basis in modern day French labs as the quantum scientist shortage in Paris has resulted in substituting chefs in some of the labs.
Scientists have conducted plenty of research but it's totally impossible to tell whether you're seeing a Cheese string or a String Bikini when you look at it under the microscope.
