Cheese Doodles

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Cheese Doodles are either doodles that depict cheese, or cheese that depicts doodles. It doesn't matter which, it's the same damn thing.

Want more Cheese Doodles. Yes. More.

Invention of Cheese[edit]

Cheese was invented in the year 80 by accident when a factory worker fell into the cheese doodle mold and the lactose from his body curdled with the salt and orange of the doodles themselves to create cheese. This is cheese. It is the crucial ingredient. May I see your hand please.

Hammy enjoys a doodle.

Invention of Doodles[edit]

Doodles were invented by Jesus immediately after his death. Suddendly burdened with dying for all of man's sins, Jesus was soon very bored and took up sketching. Since he was a carpenter and not an artist, most of his drawings are regarded as doodles. What exactly this has to do with cheese, I'm not sure. Later, Jesus wrote a book about doodling entitled "Doodling with Jesus". The book showed how to doodle in a simple and straightforward manner, to obtain full doodlessence and to not use any higher brain functions, at the risk of actually making art. The book is ten thousand pages long. The first page is the table of contents, pages 2-9,999 is the introduction, and the last page is left blank for doodling.

Famous Cheese Doodles[edit]

Bob's Your Mother
Bob's Your Mother after it got ate'd.

Your mother is a cheese doodle. Don't ask me why, she just is. Don't ask her either, she won't understand you.

Fun things with Cheese[edit]

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