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The home of the leaning Tower of Pizza in the City Centre Capital City of England, the UK, Europe and the World - In FACT Centre of the blummin Universe! Chesterfield, Derbyshire UK was anounced Capital City last Week since London was flooded and officially closed by the Duke of Devonshire. Being the closest heir to the throne after the massive Wave hit.

BBC= Weather said that it realised that there was a bit of a down pore on the way, so wrap up warm.

The first at of the new goverment was "Merge Sheffield into Derbyshire see ow they blummin' like it"

"Aye Up Serrie, All coal mines have been re-opened with costs reaching £200m already, It's really worth while" the city mayor announced, "Well just look what it did to London, what a great result this global warming is". The Mayor gave his condolances to the London Victims and vowed to make a memorial in Queens Park for the victims.

The Primeminster Mr Blair said "I'm deeply moved by the e-mails I've been receiving from all over the world and I look forward to meeting with the new cabinet when I return from my cruise, next month"

Paul Holmes MP for Chesterfield said we must recycle more to prevent another disaster.