Chevalier d'Eon

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Charles-Geneviève(!)-Louis-Auguste-Timothée(this is not Monty Python, it really was his name) d'Eon de Beaumont was an 18th century French diplomat-spy born in Tonnerre in Burgundy in 1728. He lived the first part of his life as a man and the second part as a woman.

Contents 1 Career 2 Tonnerre 3 Back to the Plot 4 Sexual Leanings 5 Death 6 References

[edit] Career

Charles-tralala was the original James Bond who turned into Moneypenny.

[edit] Tonnerre

The name of the town ('Tonnerre' = 'Thunder' in French) probably comes from the incessant noise of the motorbikes the young drive about town (I know this is true as I live in Tonnerre)

[edit] Back to the Plot

Charles-Geneviève is thought to be the first couple born in the same body and can be considered the inspiration for the Ben-Glory couple in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[edit] Sexual Leanings

How can one describe this couple? Was it a normal heterosexual couple? During his time in the army fellow soldiers described him as a bit "poofy". Was this a gay-lesbian relationship? In later life he said he had been born female. Now we have a possible lesbian couple. Unfortunately this was before the age of film and television so he/she/it/they never exposed him/her/itself/themselves in pornographic films where he/she/it/they could have made millions.

[edit] Death

He/she/it/they eventually died at the age of 82. Medical inspection of the genitals merely found a banana and a slice of pineapple. Sex could not be determined. He/she/it/they also made the unfortunate decision of being male at a young age and female from the age of 46. He/she/it/they could have had kids at a young age and then become a Dirty Old Man in later life. Who would have looked at a 46+ minger in those days?

[edit] References

Mylène Farmer mentions the Chevalier in the song 'Sans Contrefaçon' to suggest her own sexual orientation. This is a decoy as Mylène Farmer is the most shagable female on the planet.

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