Chicago Blackhawks

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The Chicago Blackhawks are (possibly) a hockey team in the NHL. They are also known as the Chicago White Hawks, the Chicago Black Cocks, the Chicago White Cocks, the Chicago Black Ewoks and Montreal.


The Chicago Blackhawks were the third team in the National Hockey League. They haven't won the Stanley Cup in years, although this might have to do with the fact that they don't exist.

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