Chicken egg

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“I failed High School Biology 'cause of this. I put 'The chicken came first'. Ironically, Billy put 'The egg came first' and got it wrong too.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Chicken Egg

Over millions of years, the ordinary chicken egg has evolved into a chocolate based animal. It was the mighty Aztecs who first fed their poultry friends coco beans and sugar to induce the birth of chocolate eggs with a rich fondant centre. This practice died out with the invasion of Europeans looking for gold. They managed to miss the golden centre of these lovely eggs. Incidentally, this is also where the story of the goose that lays golden eggs comes from.

Many years later a Bournville grocer on an expedition to central America came upon a fossilised egg. He returned with it to Bournville to find in his long journey it has melted. He had gone against the advice of his mother, and held it in his hand all the way home. Realising that this egg was made of something that melted, he went into production of the wax egg. This was delicious treat for boys and girls. However, due to the sticky situations that children found themselves in and the plentiful supply of crayons that the children were already consuming, he changed his recipe to chocolate and got an overnight success.