Chicken nuggets

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The chicken nugget is a species of insect which is not to be confused with the fast-food 'chicken nugget'. It has been plotting war against humans ever since they began naming their food after them. Nowadays, hardly anyone has heard or seen of a chicken nugget and are hoping that all of the species have died of UV ray poisoning. Gummy bears are their most powerful weapons and, if threatened, will start mass production of these terrible things.

                           
                        OMFG Newborn Chicken Nugget

[edit] The Maths

This is the sum for a chicken nugget:-

$c h i c k e n + n o u g a t - i n s e c t + 72 x + 46 x = n u g g e t$

This is the sum for a chicken nugget compared to a gummy bear:-

$n u g g e t < b e a r, h o w e v e r, c h i c k e n > g u m m y, t h e r e f o r e, c h i c k e n n u g g e t = g u m m y b e a r$

As you can see it is a cross breed between a chicken and and nougat minus the fact that it is neither a bird or nougat, but a kitten huffing insect.

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