Chicken sexer

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“Keep a Chicken Alive”

A chicken sexer is a person who has been specially trained to have sex with chickens.

Who wants to sex chickens?[edit]

Not very many people.

How does one identify a chicken sexer?[edit]

They're usually easy to spot, as they are constantly looking for a "chick magnet" with which to "pull more chicks."

How to sex a chicken[edit]

You pervert! Go to edit Wikipedia or something.

As chickens grow up...[edit]

Many chickens who have been sexed by a chicken sexer have lifelong traumas and are more suicidal than other chickens.

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