Chimp out
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Crap out is when one or more individuals engadge in TNB, Total Neanderthal Behavoir, sometimes described as yobbish behavoir. Some describe it as human beings reverting back to their primal state of being a chimpanzee. The characterization is currently considered unfair as neanderthals are now known to have been meticulously polite, which is why chimps still exist and neanderthals don't.
Some people erroneously apply the term to one race, but the term can be applied to all races. When refering to Asians it is customery to sinofy the phrase by substituting an n for an m as in Chinp Out. When referring to the Welsh, the correct spelling is Chwmp Owt. Russians are said to Tzimp Out, Germans are said to SSimp Out (ßimp Outten in German).
[edit] Politics
Cynthia Ann Mckinney is an example of a politician that has "chimped out". On March 29, 2006 Mckinney was entering the Longworth House Office Building, a secure building requiring a lapel pin as well as a walk through a metal detector. Mckinney was not wearing her lapel pin this day. She proceeded past the metal detector even though the guard was asking her to stop. When confronted by the guard Mckinney quickly "chimped out" and punched the guard with her cell phone. The ultimate "chimp out" move is to cry racism, which Mckinney did stating through her attorney that she is "a victim of the excessive use of force by law enforcement officials because of how she looks and the color of her skin."
[edit] Sports
Whenever a player makes a career mistake, like taking drugs like steroids, or getting arrested for rape or some other crime. They are considered to have chimped out. If they make an error in the sport, they are also considered to have chimped out.
If they get busted in gambling or fixing the game, they chimped out. Held out for more money in their contract and didn't get it renewed and now they play for the Phoenix Cardinals, Chicago Cubs or some other lame sports team as a free-agent for $150,000USD a year, yes they chimped out.
Referees chimp out when they make bad calls or bet on the game and make bad calls that favor the outcome they want.
