Chinmaya vidyalaya

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Students preparing for fourth period

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“Initially, God cosidered putting Jesus in this school, but then he couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin”

~ Bible on Chinmaya Vidyalaya

“The one main difference between this school and a bag of shit is the bag”

~ The annual report on Indian schools on Chinmaya Vidyalaya

[edit] Chinmaya Vidyalaya

Chinmaya Vidyalaya is an evil organisation , founded by the Arab educationalist Osama bin laden (sans his turban).

The other chief businesses of Chinmaya Vidyalaya are poultry farming, the export of dead fleas , and the drowning of new born puppies (which is done only to ensure the sadistic satisfaction and the mental well-being of the students).

The official motto of this school is "Keep laughing at others (maniacally, if possible)", something observed impeccably by everyone who survives education there.

[edit] Demographics

A typical physics class

During the last census Chinmaya Vidyalaya was found to be home to approximately 150 students, 40,000 tourists , mostly people in saffron tunics and long beards, 25,000 hippies ,who come to study the culture and end up getting banged, 10,000 nerds, 1500 cows, 964 homeless people (ironically), 73 black squirrels, 440 pigeons who get it on during class hours and a dog named Tintu.

During the construction of the school, a loose brick fell from the 3rd floor and killed a dog. It's ghost can still be seen at night trying to bury it's shit under the rug infront of the principal's office.

[edit] Alumni who survived school

The spacious and bright classrooms

Alumni meet 2006-07

1. Gopidas ,younger brother of King Leonidas of Sparta..
2. Paris Hilton
3. The guy who tried to rob a bank with a water gun and and accidently shot the clerk with it
4. The easter bunny
5. Munnabhai
6. Kurt Cobain

[edit] Bars

Chinmaya Vidyalaya is famous only the 4th bar attached school in India - it boasts over 15 billion of them - drugs and marijuana are also available in the office.These stress busters can be accesed by bribing the Director of Education.

[edit] Subjects

Chinmaya Vidyalaya is famous for being the most diverse school in the world. The School allows students to study unique subjects that cannot be accesed anywhere else. Some of these include:

• Alcoholism (theory and practicals)

• Music

• Nazism

• How to be a loser

• Advanced Poncey English

• Basket Weaving

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