Chipendale, Minnesota

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Chippendale, Minnesota, is the largest male stripper in the world. With a population of over 3600, and encompassing just under 1000 acres within city limits, Chippendale easily exceeds next-biggest Fat Ron in size, by a factor of nearly 10000. However, Chippendale is not overly egotistical about its status, and is often shy when not performing. But when the city gets up on the stage, man does it work it. Semi-retired now to play with its kids, Springfield, ES and Ulaan Baataar, Chippendale can still be seen strutting its stuff Friday nights at 10 at Iron Mike's Meat-house, which itself is just outside Chippendale (take Rte. 666 east for about a quarter mile, then the first exit on you left. Can't miss it).

People from Michigan have occasionally claimed that Chippendale, MI has stolen their postal abbreviation. "Minnesota is MN!" they shrill. "Michigan is MI!" The almighty Chippendale typically responds by crushing the pedantic whiners beneath its gargantuan boot in a sexy, sexy way.